a-study-in-butts:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother

son-of-prongs:

re-reading your own writing

(Source: thewinchesterers)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: llamasaremybestfriends)

nyehpora:

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma